America's Toughest Rascal

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 Rascal: Joe Arpaio, Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona

Rascally Act: Egregious abuses of power, possession of an ego as large as his Country Breakfast waist line.

Rascally Details: Ole' Joe's wracked up a long list of violations, including unconstitutional jail conditions, mismanagement of funds, and violation of elections laws. He is currently the subject of FBI, DOJ, and Federal Grand Jury investigations, and is the defendant in a federal class-action suit for racial profiling.

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A 5-Star General in the
War on Drugs
Joe's been fighting in the front lines of the War on Drugs around the world for over 32 years. Mexico, Panama, Argentina - you name it!

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Joe Arpaio Has a Posse
In November, 2010, Arpaio created an armed illegal immigration operations posse, to help his deputies enforce immigration law. Members of this posse include celebrity actors Steven Seagal, Lou Ferrigno, and Peter Lupus.

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Pretty in Pink
One of Arpaio's most visible public-relations stunts was the introduction of pink underwear for inmates.

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Go Joe!
Arpaio subsequently started to sell said customized pink boxers (with the Maricopa County Sheriff's logo and "Go Joe") as a fund-raiser for the Sheriff's Posse Association. It's a vicious cycle, folks.


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Ya Don't Look Right!
Joe has said that he does, in fact, believe that appearance alone is sufficient cause to pull over individuals and question them about their immigration status.


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The Rascal Can Write
Joe's already got a couple books under his belt - "America's Toughest Sheriff" and "Joe's Law". If everybody'd just listen to this damn rascal, we could clean this country up in no time!










Joe - God Bless Ya, You Rascal! You're a Great American, if ever there was one!
 
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Rascal: Larry Laslo

Rascally Act: Refusing to pay stay-at-home mom for design work.

The Rascally Details: While working on a collection of rugs for a reputable company, Larry contacted a freelance designer (and stay-at-home mom of a young child) to provide illustrations in two different computer program formats.

The stay-at-home mom submitted the final product to Larry in September 2010. The final invoice was sent to Larry in October, when communication became scarce. Larry employed such excuses as: "Hmm, let me check with the bank..." and, "Sorry, we've moved offices..." Larry sent a check for less than half the full amount owed the stay-at-home mom in January.

Since then, Larry says: "Things are tight..." Meanwhile, Larry's doing interviews and being fabulous all around Gotham. And now ignoring all communications from the stay-at-home mom.

Don't get him confused with: Hunter S. Thompson's lawyer. The real Laslo would never be so obvious about his rascally act, he'd just cover it up with booze and a variety of drugs.



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Larry being fabulous with a mirror trick...he's so clever. Hilarity ensured (obviously).
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Note that pair of crocodile shoes, probably local crocodile that Larry shot himself down at the local hunting club. Larry wears these crocodile-skinned shoes around like trophies.



 
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