America's Toughest Rascal

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 Rascal: Joe Arpaio, Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona

Rascally Act: Egregious abuses of power, possession of an ego as large as his Country Breakfast waist line.

Rascally Details: Ole' Joe's wracked up a long list of violations, including unconstitutional jail conditions, mismanagement of funds, and violation of elections laws. He is currently the subject of FBI, DOJ, and Federal Grand Jury investigations, and is the defendant in a federal class-action suit for racial profiling.

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A 5-Star General in the
War on Drugs
Joe's been fighting in the front lines of the War on Drugs around the world for over 32 years. Mexico, Panama, Argentina - you name it!

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Joe Arpaio Has a Posse
In November, 2010, Arpaio created an armed illegal immigration operations posse, to help his deputies enforce immigration law. Members of this posse include celebrity actors Steven Seagal, Lou Ferrigno, and Peter Lupus.

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Pretty in Pink
One of Arpaio's most visible public-relations stunts was the introduction of pink underwear for inmates.

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Go Joe!
Arpaio subsequently started to sell said customized pink boxers (with the Maricopa County Sheriff's logo and "Go Joe") as a fund-raiser for the Sheriff's Posse Association. It's a vicious cycle, folks.


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Ya Don't Look Right!
Joe has said that he does, in fact, believe that appearance alone is sufficient cause to pull over individuals and question them about their immigration status.


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The Rascal Can Write
Joe's already got a couple books under his belt - "America's Toughest Sheriff" and "Joe's Law". If everybody'd just listen to this damn rascal, we could clean this country up in no time!










Joe - God Bless Ya, You Rascal! You're a Great American, if ever there was one!



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