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Rascal : David Wooderson

Rascally Act: Attending skate night at the age of 42.

Rascally Details: Shout-out to our field agent in Atlanta, GA for submitting this rascal!


This ole' rascal is stuck in the past - living the life that could have been, acting like it's still 1980 and he's still 13. Finally "ruling the rink", Mutha Fuckas! Stay out of his way, or he'll mow your ass down. You be-atches want some of this - don't ya?

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Sure - his mom used to drop him off, and now he drives his Badass Stang, but little else has changed. His still got the black jeans and T-shirt with cut-off sleeves. The plastic comb is sticking out of his back pocket, and the velcro wallet's in the other.

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"Maybe he's there with his kids", you might be thinking. Nope - this rascal's just rocking it solo.

Roller Rascal - We'll see you and your bad self every Friday night from 7 - 11pm. In case you're wondering - yeah, you still got it man. Roll on, ya rascal!




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