In continuation of yesterday's theme (the theme of automobiles, not lesbians, ya dang pervert), we are at Rascal of the Day are proud to present a collection of rascally rides captured on digital film this past weekend. Each of the three rascally rides was documented and submitted by one of our roving field agents. Rascal of the Day is grateful to those that have submitted photos and stories to us...we salute ya!!!
Please enjoy these photos...and we hope these will make you realize that rascals often display the upper limits of their rascality through the medium of their own automobiles. (And to provide a little motivation for YOU to capture a Rascal of your own on film...and then send it directly to us.)
Please enjoy these photos...and we hope these will make you realize that rascals often display the upper limits of their rascality through the medium of their own automobiles. (And to provide a little motivation for YOU to capture a Rascal of your own on film...and then send it directly to us.)
At left: This Rascal was captured by an enthusiastic Rascal of the Day fan way down South in Georgia. Apparently the Rascal mobile in question is adorned with a skull of some sort.
Upon further inspection, the skull was actually made of hard plastic. We remain unsure exactly which animal it intends to represent. Here's to ya, ya unknown Rascal donning fake animal skulls on your van down by the river.
Upon further inspection, the skull was actually made of hard plastic. We remain unsure exactly which animal it intends to represent. Here's to ya, ya unknown Rascal donning fake animal skulls on your van down by the river.
At left: Sometimes a bumper just isn't big enough for a Rascal with a strong opinion.
This Rascal was documented in the great commonwealth of Virginia by a first time Rascal submitter. This "truck but with a top" is literally covered in messages directly from the word of God, and also rants about various social issues and how humans are nothing but evil incarnate.
To top it all off, the Rascal is sending out a distress signal---as evidenced by the upside down Murikuhn flag. We here at Rascal of the Day would not be surprised if the driver of this message on wheels is the infamous 'Book of Moron' Rascal, who became internets famous earlier this week as our Rascal of the Day.
So here's to ya, unknown Rascal, for having the energy (and the time) to peel all those stickers individually and gumption to place them on your foreign automobile so that we may be saved from ourselves. But dadgum, we ain't reading all that shit.
At left: Here is quite a gem submitted to us from the lame state of Texas. The operator of this motor vehicle is obviously a rascal-dermist.
Not only is this Rascal showing his own rascality, but also comically displaying one of the most rascally of the North American lesser creatures.
Here's to ya, gun-totin' Texan with a stuffed coyote mounted on the bumper of your truck, ya dang Rascal!
So to these three Rascals, and all of the past and future Rascals that will proudly display their opinions, as well as their real and fake animal conquests...we raise our Buttweiser tallboys to you...then chug 'em and crush the cans on the sides of our skulls.