Rascal-Fire and Brimstone, Baby!

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Rascal: John Hagee

Rascally Act: Peddling hate, bigotry, and ignorance in the name of religion.

Rascally Details: This rascal is a televangelist who broadcasts his national radio and television ministry on 160 TV stations, 50 radio stations, and eight networks.






Rascally Points of View

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Jews are responsible for the holocaust

On the surface, it seems like this rascal cares about the mostly Jewish population of Israel. But what has he actually said?

"It was the disobedience and rebellion of the Jews, God's chosen people, to their covenantal responsibility to serve only the one true God... Their own rebellion had birthed the seed of antisemitism that would arise and bring destruction to them for centuries to come..."

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Hurricane Katrina was God's Punishment for Homosexuality

"I believe that Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans...I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they are -- were recipients of the judgment of God for that...There was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other Gay Pride parades.... The Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the day of judgment."

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Qur'an Mandates Killing Christians and Jews

"those who live by the Qur'an have a scriptural mandate to kill Christians and Jews... it teaches that very clearly."

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All ye Women who would enter the Gates of Heaven - Submit to Yo Man!

"Only a Spirit-filled woman can submit to her husband's lead. It is the natural desire of a woman to lead through feminine manipulation of the man...Fallen women will try to dominate the marriage. The man has the God-given role to be the loving leader of the home."

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Rascally Backdrops

Hagee, it seems, can't give a single sermon without a wild-ass, larger than life, rascally back-drop. It just helps to drive home these messages of God's love.

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The Rascal Don't Fall Far From the Pulpit

Many Christians are understandably very concerned. Who will deliver these comforting messages of God's hatred of homosexuals and women's subordinate status in the world, when the time inevitably comes for John to take his rightful seat in God's Kingdom? Fret not, God-Fearing people - Daddy's Lil Rascal is already taking on more and more of God's great work. Pastor Matthew Charles Hagee is the sixth generation in the Hagee family to carry the mantel of Gospel ministry. Matthew is a graduate of Oral Roberts University.

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Long Live Rascally Preachers. Big John and Little Matt, we salute you and forever worship at your alter of rascalhood!