Our First Lesbian Rascal - Andy
Rascal: Angry Andy
Rascally Deed: Overdoing it with the grumpy bumpies.
Rascally Details: Don't get me wrong - I feel for the gay and lesbian community. They are absolutely getting a raw deal with the Defense of Marriage Act and other such shenanigans based in fear, ignorance, and bigotry. Many times, while the very politicians that publicly endorse these discriminatory policies seek out homosexual favors in airport restrooms and what-not.
Rascally Deed: Overdoing it with the grumpy bumpies.
Rascally Details: Don't get me wrong - I feel for the gay and lesbian community. They are absolutely getting a raw deal with the Defense of Marriage Act and other such shenanigans based in fear, ignorance, and bigotry. Many times, while the very politicians that publicly endorse these discriminatory policies seek out homosexual favors in airport restrooms and what-not.
Still, the fact remains that rascality has been scientifically demonstrated to increase in direct proportion to the square footage of bumper stickers adorning one's vehicle.
And we can't pretend this isn't true, just because we're sympathetic to the rascal's plight.
Andy - you've got a right to be angry, no question. But all these bumpers stickers just scream "Rascal!", and we're calling you out on it. But you just go ahead and "Ride on you, Rascal!" I hope you will respond to this post with a new bumper sticker that says "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!"
And we can't pretend this isn't true, just because we're sympathetic to the rascal's plight.
Andy - you've got a right to be angry, no question. But all these bumpers stickers just scream "Rascal!", and we're calling you out on it. But you just go ahead and "Ride on you, Rascal!" I hope you will respond to this post with a new bumper sticker that says "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!"